Friend1: Did you know that ostrich eggs are the biggest eggs on earth?
Common Sense Patient: No way! Bigger than elephants'?
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Friend: What was the name of that Asian girl from Harry Potter? Sister S: Chow Mein! Friend: Nevermind.
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Setting: During one of the trips, a brother walks into the restroom and finds brother Matthew Kim of SF Gracepoint leaning against the wall... -
The predominant response of people who have seen this picture of Jasper wearing a bullfighter outfit has been, “Why, why why??” In response,...
2 comments:
that's hilarious
I'd like to point out that common sense patient happens to be a biology major
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