Friend: It’s so scary… Swine flu is spreading.
Sister X: Hey, I heard that there’s another virus going around, that’s even scarier.
Friend: Really? What?
Sister X: Hini virus.
Friend: (pause) Hini virus?
Sister X: Yeah. Hini.
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