Friend: It’s so scary… Swine flu is spreading.
Sister X: Hey, I heard that there’s another virus going around, that’s even scarier.
Friend: Really? What?
Sister X: Hini virus.
Friend: (pause) Hini virus?
Sister X: Yeah. Hini.
Brother J walks into the pantry looking to put away some bottle caps for ketchup/salad dressing dispensers. And he asks: "Hey! Where ...