Friend: It’s so scary… Swine flu is spreading.
Sister X: Hey, I heard that there’s another virus going around, that’s even scarier.
Friend: Really? What?
Sister X: Hini virus.
Friend: (pause) Hini virus?
Sister X: Yeah. Hini.
Submitted by Brother Roy - This is a desk that a group of our bros constructed -- Roy, being a teacher of the Bible, had to take this opport...