Sister S: Oh my gosh, your bag is so heavy! It's like that hammer weapon! Like a mullet!
Sister E: Umm...
Sister S: (pause) Oh, I meant it's like a mollusk.
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Friend: What was the name of that Asian girl from Harry Potter? Sister S: Chow Mein! Friend: Nevermind.
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The predominant response of people who have seen this picture of Jasper wearing a bullfighter outfit has been, “Why, why why??” In response,... -
Hello, Although it is painful for me to allow this submission, please provide a caption for this picture by commenting on this post. This...
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