English Patient: My Shoe

Setting: Some sisters are heating up some dumplings

Friend: Oh wow, is that shu mai?

Sister Y: Oh really?  Which shoe is yours?

2 comments:

John said...

no...you can't be serious...

Christine S. said...

that's more of a Chinese Patient.

English Patient: Self-Flagellation

Setting: Brother X talking about overly beating himself up... X: Ah man.. I'm so self-flatulating.