Mississippi River

Setting: Brother E arrives into Minnesota airport and is visiting the Minnesota team.

Driver: We live right by the Mississippi River, and we are about to drive over it.

Brother E: Oh wow, so the Mississippi River is man-made, huh?

Driver: ???

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

hmmm...maybe he's confusing it with the Panama Canal.

Anonymous said...

y did this guy think it was man made just b.c you can drive over it??

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