English Patient: Eye Doctor

Setting: Sister Y goes to an optomologist and fills out a form, which asks for the reason for her visit..  And this is what she writes:

"Short-sightedness"

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sister Y is amazing!

Anonymous said...

This English patient should go see an English doctor, not an eye doctor.

John said...

adds another dimension to "vision correction"

Anonymous said...

It should be spelled "ophthalmologist."

English Patient: Gentrification

Friend: Did you hear how that Starbucks closed down because of gentrification? Sister S: What?  Starbucks did gender profiling?