Setting: A conversation between 3 children and their babysitting auntie from long time ago..
Babysitter: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Kid#1: I want to be...an engineer!
Babysitter: Okay, just like your dad.
Kid#2: Me, too!
Babysitter: Yeah, your dad's an engineer too. (turns toward her daughter) How about you?
Daughter: I want to be...a grad student!
(Her father was in grad school for many years... Apologies to all the grad students in our midst for this depressing story)
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1 comment:
just in time for father's day.
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