English Patient: Sierra Seminary

Brother J: Wow, we have Sierra Lodge, Sierra Barn. We gotta get Sierra Farm, have some farm animals...

Other brothers: Yea! Yea!

Brother B: Yea! When are we gonna build the Sierra Cemetery?

[Awkward silence]

Brother B: Wait, what do you call those places where they teach the Bible?

English Patient: King Kong Shower

submitted by Lawrence Wu

Playing King Kong Shower with a group of 12 guys, we, as usual, went around in a circle introducing our moves. A certain Brother C introduced his move, "It's morphing time!" bringing back memories of the Power Rangers. Everyone laughed, enjoying the nostalgia. Then a certain Brother K, looking quite disturbed, interjected, "Whaa? What's so funny about morphine?"

English Patient - Fire up the stove

"Okay, everyone, let's put the stove on fire!"

Gracepoint Epoch: Snow Bellyflop

NOTE: Please don't try this at Sierra Lodge unless there is at least 8 feet of fresh snow.
On second thought, actually, don't try this at all.

Disgracepoint Fund Drive

Hello Disgracepoint Readers,

As you know, DPR (DisgracePoint Readers) survives because of readers like you. And it's that time of the year where I'm asking for more submissions of real stories or pictures from Gracepoint Fellowship (or Waypoint or Bridgeway) for disgracepoint. Please email them to me @ daniel[dot]kim[at]gpmail[dot]org. I usually have 2 months worth of stories lined up for , but I've been running a little low these days. I know that there are stories out there, and perhaps you've been selfish and not sharing them, thus keeping all the joy for yourselves. Please submit them, and you will go to sleep with the satisfaction of knowing that your 5 stories and 2 pictures have brought happiness to the multitudes.

English Patient: Les Miserables

Brother S: Hey, have you ever watched Le Cheval?

English Patient: Thigh meat

English Patient: What kind of chicken did you get?

Friend: Thigh meat.

English Patient: Oh, is it the frozen kind that you need to thigh?

Normal vs. Gary & Christine

Tiger Song

Here's a video of Joe Song, who shows us his skills.

English Patient: Mudrakers Cafe

Friend: So where should we go before service today? Our usual?

Sister I: Yeah, let's go to mudcrackers!

Joys of Teaching: Mr. President

Setting: Sister E trying to convince a class of disinterested and cynical students that writing to politicians might be a worthwhile activity.

(students rolling eyes after explanation of assignment)

Teacher E: You know, I felt like you guys too. But when I was in elementary school, I wrote a letter to the President, and you know what? I got a letter from Ronald Regan back!

Disinterested-and-Cynical-Student: OK, and who (pause) is Ronald Reganbach?

The Joys of Teaching: First-Name Basis

Setting: Sister Kim's first year teaching high school, the senior class.

Student: Ms. Kim, you are, like, the coolest teacher in the whole school!

Ms. Kim: Uh...oh, really? Wow...why?

Student: You're, like, the only one who wants us to call you by your first name!!

Ms. Kim: Umm.. Kim is my last name.

(pause)

Student: Ohmygosh!!!! Your name is Kim Kim??!!?

English Patient: Eggs

Waiter: How would you like your eggs?

Sister I: Umm... Medium rare.

Gracepoint TC: Learning

Dump Truck

Setting: USF Spring Kickoff. Brother D was in charge of taking out the trash. After dinner, all the trash from the event is piled up and ready to be taken out, so brother D heads out to put the trash in brother M's truck, as planned. He finds the truck, gets all the trash in nicely piled in the bed of the truck, and he straps the tarp in, so the trash doesn't fly out. On the way back to the room, he was acknowledging how great of a night it was.

When it's time to load up stuff and go home, brother M pulls up in his truck. Brother D looks at the truck, then looks in the bed of the truck.

Brother D: Hey! Where's the trash?

Brother M: What trash?

Brother D: The trash that I put in your truck!

Brother M: I didn't see anything. (pause) Are you sure you put the trash into MY truck?

(pause)

Brother D: My tarp!!!

Demotivator Contest

Here's a picture of a2f Gold students playing King-Kong shower, just calling out for a demotivator caption.

Gracepoint TC: Youth

The Element department continues in their "Planet Earth" theme...

English Patient: Big N Tasty Burger

Brother H goes into McDonald's and says, "Can I have one Big N Nasty?"

English Patient: Food Sizes

Setting: People of Waypoint Church are sitting around the campfire eating hobo packs (vegetable and meat packed in aluminum foil thrown into the fire).

English Patient: Hey, could you get me a pack?

Sister B: Which one?

English Patient: The one that's the size of a child.

Sister B: (long pause) Do you mean a child-sized one?

Gracepoint Fellowship Church - Planet Earth

This is a video of Gracepoint Fellowship Church Element Road Trip, with Jim Kwak as the commentator.