Name from the Bible

Sister V: Sorry I can't remember your name.

Grace: Here. I'll give you a hint.  It's one of the most common words in the Bible.

Sister V: ??

Grace: It starts with the letter G.

Sister V: Jesus?

Chicken or the Egg

Brother J: Oh man, that's a tough one.  It's like chicken or the bone problem, isn't it?

oovoo Conferencing

Setting: some peer brothers are talking about video-conferencing each other using a program called "oovoo".

Brother S: Yeah, let's keep in touch through voodoo.

Draconian House Rules

Setting: A bunch of brothers are discussing cutting down on electricity usage in their house.

Friend: It's great that we're saving so much money!  But let's not overdo it.  I don't think we should be too draconian about this.

Brother S: I agree!  Let's not be such a Dracula about it.

Shanghai

Friend: Oh, I heard that Brother D is Shanghainese.

E: What?  He shaved your knees???

Princess Bride

Sister S looks at the following banner and exclaims, "What is Princess Uncle?"

This DVD cover is brilliant.  There is a reason why the word "bride" looks so strange, so Sister S, take courage.

Playing Taboo

Setting: A group of people are playing Taboo...

Friend: A synonym for sorry!

Sister E: Apologize!

Friend: Yeah, but the noun form of that!

Sister E: Apologization!

Later: While recounting the story...

Friend: And then she said, "Apologization!"

Sister A: And she got it right, right?

Trash Talking

Sister X: "Ooh, I love Monopoly Deal!  I am soooo good at that game, I'm going to wipe your butt!"

Opponent: No, I think you mean to say, 'I'm going to kick your butt.'"

NSWN San Diego Trailer 2

Demotivator Caption Winner

NSWN at UCSD trailer 1

NSWN Banner

The picture says it all.

Awesome Skill

Vote for your Favorite Caption

Please vote for your favorite caption on the right.  It is referring to this picture:

Scary Movie: with Sound Effects!

This video has sound effects and music! Makes a pretty big difference... Don't watch this alone.

A Place in Mexico

Setting: Some youth students and teachers are talking about summer plans.

Teacher: So what's your plans for the summer?

Student: My family is going on a cruise.

Teacher: Oh, where's that?

Student: ... umm.. to Mexico.

Teacher: Wow, I didn't know there's a city called Ana Cruz in Mexico!

Video Scavenger Hunt

This is from a video scavenger hunt game, and the category was "the coolest way possible of walking into a fast food restaurant."

I personally think this is the winner, but there's another group that has their own video (this will be posted later)

Demotivator Caption?

Can someone think of a good demotivator caption for this picture?

Pizza, Italy, Cheese... They Are All Related

Brother WT: Hey that looks like the cheese tower of leaning (pointing at a slanted shoe rack)

Brother J: ... Did you mean the Leaning Tower of Pisa?

Brother WT: Oh, yeah... You know it's the same thing because pizza has cheese.

Miscommunication Issues

(The situation below demonstrates a fundamental miscommunication and misunderstaanding between parents and their college-age children.)

Student S: Dad, will stop treating me like a little boy?
Dad: What?  Do you want me to start treating you like a little girl?