submitted by Lawrence Wu
Setting: A group of friends were gathered at Joshu-ya sushi in Berkeley to celebrate a birthday. After dinner, the birthday boy wanted the waiter to take a picture.
Brother L: "Hi, waiter, do you think you could take a picture for us?"
Waiter: "Oh, sure thing!"
(The waiter takes the picture)
Brother D: "Thanks Josh!"
(Pause, as everyone except Brother D is a little confused)
Brother L: "Wait, you know him?!"
Brother D: "No, but it said 'Joshuya' on his shirt."