Student: By the way, where’s Brother C? I haven’t seen him lately.
English Patient J: Yeah, he’s out of sight.
Student: [silence]
English Patient J: Oh, I meant he’s nowhere to be seen.
Student: [still confused]
English Patient J: No, what I meant was that he’s invisible.
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Friend: What was the name of that Asian girl from Harry Potter? Sister S: Chow Mein! Friend: Nevermind.
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Idioms: They make you sound eloquent, except when they don't.
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