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Hurting Interviews: Monster

Setting: When Brother M was interviewing for a job

Interviewer: So what 3 words would describe you?

Brother M: Umm.. hard-working..  naive... and..  monster.

Interviewer:  Naive?  Monster??

Brother M: Yeah.  Monster.

Interviewer: Can you explain why "monster" would describe you?

Brother M: Because when I'm on the basketball court, I'm a MONSTER!!

(note: Brother M was offered a job from this company)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

i'm one of brother M's peers. first of all, this brother can be classified as an English patient. our peers taught him how to play basketball and would always call him a 'monster' because of the way he would play the game with such ferocity. i believe the interviewer asked, "what 3 words would your friends use to describe you". the rest is history.

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