Church Bulletin Blunders: Part 2

"Miss Charlene Mason sang, 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation."

"For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs."

"At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What is Hell?'  Come early and listen to our choir practice."

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English Patient: Gentrification

Friend: Did you hear how that Starbucks closed down because of gentrification? Sister S: What?  Starbucks did gender profiling?