submitted by Emily
One morning, a sister X wakes up and screams, "Oh my God! Ohhh myyyy Godddd! I can't hear! I can't hear!!"
A moment later, sister X takes out her ear plugs.
English Patient: Gentrification
Friend: Did you hear how that Starbucks closed down because of gentrification? Sister S: What? Starbucks did gender profiling?
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Setting: This is what was written by one of the brothers in potluck. Item that you will bring: Dynamite Muscles
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Setting: A group of sisters are looking at pictures of the Sky Mountain Camp. Friend: Look, here's the meadow that Pastor Ed was talk...
2 comments:
I'm amazed at the human propensity to come to conclusion that the worst has happened...
THAT IS HILARIOUS!!! HAHAHAHA
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