Pescetarian

Setting: During lunch, Sister J sees a student eating only salad.

Sister J: Oh, are you vegetarian?

Student: No, I'm a pescetarian.

Sister J: Wow, I didn't know Presbyterians don't eat meat!

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English Patient: Gentrification

Friend: Did you hear how that Starbucks closed down because of gentrification? Sister S: What?  Starbucks did gender profiling?