Church Bulletins Blunders: Part 3

"Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow."

"The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility."

"The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7PM.  The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy."

"Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7PM.  Please use the back door."

"The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan last Sunday: 'I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours'."


yy said...

oh man, i had to read twice to figure out what was the problem with the first two, and then it was pretty funny! i still don't get the last 3...

Anonymous said...

The previous comment is a DG entry in itself.

Anonymous said...

(agreed with above), man these are hilarious. My favorite is the last one hahaha

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