"Just beast it"
-- Richard, in response to the chairs being stuck during the takedown time at SF Chapel... Right before the whole place became flooded with water.
"But he can't swim!!!"
-- wife of a certain brother who offered to try to take care of the burst water pipe.
"Wait, did anybody actually contact someone?"
-- anonymous, after 40 minutes of taking emergency measures against the water, assuming that someone called the janitorial services.