During public prayer...
"O Jerusalem, O Jerusalem... how often I have longed to gather your children together, as a hen gathers her cheeks..." (pause) "chicks."
(this self-mockery is obviously a pre-emptive strike against any retaliation from the ones that I'm mocking)
Baby Stuff
Brother J walks into the pantry looking to put away some bottle caps for ketchup/salad dressing dispensers. And he asks: "Hey! Where ...
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Setting: This is what was written by one of the brothers in potluck. Item that you will bring: Dynamite Muscles
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Setting: A group of sisters are looking at pictures of the Sky Mountain Camp. Friend: Look, here's the meadow that Pastor Ed was talk...
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