During public prayer...
"O Jerusalem, O Jerusalem... how often I have longed to gather your children together, as a hen gathers her cheeks..." (pause) "chicks."
(this self-mockery is obviously a pre-emptive strike against any retaliation from the ones that I'm mocking)
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Friend: What was the name of that Asian girl from Harry Potter? Sister S: Chow Mein! Friend: Nevermind.
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Setting: During one of the trips, a brother walks into the restroom and finds brother Matthew Kim of SF Gracepoint leaning against the wall... -
The predominant response of people who have seen this picture of Jasper wearing a bullfighter outfit has been, “Why, why why??” In response,...
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