English Patient: Cleaning Solution

Brother M: Hey guys!  Let’s clean up!  Give me that 637!

digracepoint 409
What's amazing about this is that every single digit was wrong.


Jonathan said...

That reminds me of the time when our beloved English Patient brother JN was asking about the restaurant near Ranch 99: "What's the name of that restaurant? 167? No, wait, 169?"

"Umm..it's 168."

Jenn Chen said...

A brother I know once referred to it as "401k"...

English Patient: Self-Flagellation

Setting: Brother X talking about overly beating himself up... X: Ah man.. I'm so self-flatulating.