submitted by Yanhui
Setting: Sister YZ and Sister YY and Sister R, all of them English Patients to different degrees, are excitedly talking about their vision to do something together in China in front of Sarah, an English major.
Sister YZ: Yeah, we should build a school in the rural areas of China for kids from elementary grade level to high school.
Sister YY: Oh that would be so great! We can train the students to take the SAT and maybe they can come to the colleges in America, near our church plants!
Sister YZ: Yeah, you can teach Chemistry, and Sister R can teach Math and Physics!
Sister R: They will do really well on the SAT!
Sarah: But who's going to teach English?
[Silence]
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