English Patient: Sleeping Over

submitted by Vivian Lee

Setting: People are discussing where they are going to be sleeping over when they go to So-Cal for the upcoming Gracepoint College Department Magic Mountain Trip...

English Patient: So where are you guys all staying? I was wondering if I could crush into someone's house.

4 comments:

Clean Cut Media said...

please dont crush into someones house.. that sounds like a bad idea.

Steven C said...

No need to crush into my house, we have an open home policy. Just open the door and walk in.

Jing said...

i've done that once before and that wasn't a pretty experience.

Anonymous said...

and one day later, sister T offered her house to be crushed into.

English Patient: Trash Talking

Setting : Brother B trash talking on the basketball court... B: I just can read your book like my hand.