Setting: watching a men's volleyball game during the Olympics
English Patient W: Wow, they have great penmanship!
Friend T: Don’t you mean… sportsmanship?
English Patient W: No. I think there’s another word that means “sportsmanship”, but it starts with the letter “P”. Isn’t there a word like that?
Friend T: Umm.. not that I know of. (laugh)
English Patient W: Really! There is such a word! Hey, sister E! Isn’t there a word that starts with “P”, but means sportsmanship?
English Patient E: No, not that I can think of, but it’s okay. I can kind of see your confusion. Penmanship kind of sounds like a real word.