English Patient: Tired

submitted by Jenn

Setting: Someone walks in looking really tired

English Patient: Hey are you okay? You look beat up!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I heard a funny story the other day:

Setting: English Patient and friend(doctor) are hanging out. The friend grabs the English Patient into a bearhug

EP: Hey! Didn't you take the Hypocrite oath? You're not supposed to harm me, remember?

friend: (confused) um... don't you mean the Hippocratic oath?

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