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Setting: Someone walks in looking really tired
English Patient: Hey are you okay? You look beat up!
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Friend: What was the name of that Asian girl from Harry Potter? Sister S: Chow Mein! Friend: Nevermind.
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Setting: During one of the trips, a brother walks into the restroom and finds brother Matthew Kim of SF Gracepoint leaning against the wall... -
The predominant response of people who have seen this picture of Jasper wearing a bullfighter outfit has been, “Why, why why??” In response,...
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I heard a funny story the other day:
Setting: English Patient and friend(doctor) are hanging out. The friend grabs the English Patient into a bearhug
EP: Hey! Didn't you take the Hypocrite oath? You're not supposed to harm me, remember?
friend: (confused) um... don't you mean the Hippocratic oath?
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