English Patient: Fairy Tale Characters

English Patient: I saw the white white girl.

Friend: (pause) Do you mean Snow White?


Anonymous said...

English Patient, don't feel bad. Or should I say, don't feel "dwarfed" by native speakers.

sean said...

Haha, that's very funny. Thanks English Patient.

Irene Youm said...

I think you need to have an option for "sad..."

English Patient: Self-Flagellation

Setting: Brother X talking about overly beating himself up... X: Ah man.. I'm so self-flatulating.