Demotivator Caption Contest
Please vote for your favorite caption on the left. This caption is for the picture of Greg at Gracepoint Riverside below.
Happy Thanksgiving Celebration!
Hello disgracepoint readers,
Since we're having Thanksgiving Celebration today where you will be exposed to more disgraceful acts than you care to witness, we will not be posting anything for this day. We would probably need a few days of rest to recover emotionally from TC.
Since we're having Thanksgiving Celebration today where you will be exposed to more disgraceful acts than you care to witness, we will not be posting anything for this day. We would probably need a few days of rest to recover emotionally from TC.
Literal Understanding: Les Mis
One of the Gracepoint kids was listening to a Les Mis song, and it came to the line where it says: "Just for stealing a mouthful of bread!"
And she exclaims, "Gross! Why he steal someone's bread when it's in his mouth?"
And she exclaims, "Gross! Why he steal someone's bread when it's in his mouth?"
English Patient: Eye Doctor
Setting: Sister Y goes to an optomologist and fills out a form, which asks for the reason for her visit.. And this is what she writes:
"Short-sightedness"
"Short-sightedness"
Vegetarian Smokies
submitted by Tracy
Setting: At Gracepoint SD, they were preparing the lil' smokies for the post Bible-study bonfire.
Brother R: Hey, I bought some vegetarian smokies, so don't mix the two packages, okay?
Sister: I don't see any vegetarian ones...
Brother R: It's right there. (points to bag)
Sister: But that bag says it's turkey smokies.
Brother R: Yeah, so set that aside for vegetarians.
Sister: (pause) But turkey is meat.
Brother R: [silence]
Setting: At Gracepoint SD, they were preparing the lil' smokies for the post Bible-study bonfire.
Brother R: Hey, I bought some vegetarian smokies, so don't mix the two packages, okay?
Sister: I don't see any vegetarian ones...
Brother R: It's right there. (points to bag)
Sister: But that bag says it's turkey smokies.
Brother R: Yeah, so set that aside for vegetarians.
Sister: (pause) But turkey is meat.
Brother R: [silence]
Blasphemous Career
Sister Y: So, Brother W, what do you do at your job?
Brother W: I work at a solar company...
Sister Y: So you make solar panels?
Brother W: Yeah, we do that, but also work on the entire system from batteries to wiring and things... So we set up the entire solar system.
Sister Y: (quite serious) What? Only God makes solar systems!!
NOTE: Sister Y claimed later that she was just joking, and that she was just making fun of Brother W's awkward expression "solar system". It only goes to show you the prejudice against English Patients, who can't even say clever word puns without being misunderstood. I believe Sister Y.
Brother W: I work at a solar company...
Sister Y: So you make solar panels?
Brother W: Yeah, we do that, but also work on the entire system from batteries to wiring and things... So we set up the entire solar system.
Sister Y: (quite serious) What? Only God makes solar systems!!
NOTE: Sister Y claimed later that she was just joking, and that she was just making fun of Brother W's awkward expression "solar system". It only goes to show you the prejudice against English Patients, who can't even say clever word puns without being misunderstood. I believe Sister Y.
Difficulties of Spelling
Sister H: Do you know how to spell 'cat'?
Child: C-A-T?
Sister H: Good! Ok how about 'mat'?
Child: M-A-T?
Sister H: Good! How about 'pat'?
Child: hmmm...
Sister H: What makes the 'puh' sound?
Child: A?
Sister H: No...
Child: C?
Sister H: No...
Child: 6?
Child: C-A-T?
Sister H: Good! Ok how about 'mat'?
Child: M-A-T?
Sister H: Good! How about 'pat'?
Child: hmmm...
Sister H: What makes the 'puh' sound?
Child: A?
Sister H: No...
Child: C?
Sister H: No...
Child: 6?
Sister Y Strikes Again
submitted by Grace
Friend1: Today, I saw a girl with a British accent come into the store, and when she realized that the price she had to pay was higher than the price listed, I heard her mutter "Americans" under her breath.
Friend2: Yeah, because in England, the sales tax is included in the listed price.
Sister Y: In China, there is NO SUCH THING as tax.. (after a short pause, softly) Americans.
Friend1: Today, I saw a girl with a British accent come into the store, and when she realized that the price she had to pay was higher than the price listed, I heard her mutter "Americans" under her breath.
Friend2: Yeah, because in England, the sales tax is included in the listed price.
Sister Y: In China, there is NO SUCH THING as tax.. (after a short pause, softly) Americans.
English Patient: Goosebumps
Sister K: Oh my gosh, it's so cold. I have chickenpox all over my skin.
Friend: Umm.. I think you meant to say "goosebumps".
Friend: Umm.. I think you meant to say "goosebumps".
Acronyms: Gracepoint Prayer List
submitted by Josh Linville
Friend: We usually know who's pregnant because of the GPL
Brother P: We have a Gracepoint Pregnant List?
Friend: We usually know who's pregnant because of the GPL
Brother P: We have a Gracepoint Pregnant List?
English Patient: Dorm
Sister B: Hi, are you a new student here?
Student: Yes, I am.
Sister B: Which dorm are you at?
Student: I'm a commuter.
Sister B: Oh, is that a nice dorm?
Student: Yes, I am.
Sister B: Which dorm are you at?
Student: I'm a commuter.
Sister B: Oh, is that a nice dorm?
English Patient: Wrong Animal
From Gracepoint Davis...
Brother K: Hey, let's go to Black Bear Diner for breakfast and also do our DT there.
Brother P: Yes, then we can kill 2 bunnies with one stone.
Brother G: We have a foblem.
Brother K: Hey, let's go to Black Bear Diner for breakfast and also do our DT there.
Brother P: Yes, then we can kill 2 bunnies with one stone.
Brother G: We have a foblem.
English Patients Playing Taboo
Setting: A bunch of English Patients are playing the game Taboo (a game where you try to get your teammates to guess a word)
The word was "Alibi", and the clue that was given: "This is what you sing to babies to make them fall asleep!"
The word was "Blush" and the clue was: "This is what you use to clean your teeth!"
The word was "Scientist", and an English Patient brother, who is a science-major said: "This word describes me!" and his teammates shouted, "FOB!"
The word was "Alibi", and the clue that was given: "This is what you sing to babies to make them fall asleep!"
The word was "Blush" and the clue was: "This is what you use to clean your teeth!"
The word was "Scientist", and an English Patient brother, who is a science-major said: "This word describes me!" and his teammates shouted, "FOB!"
Evil Beanbag: Music Video
Thanks to Jammy Yang for music suggestion and Sam Kim for editing..
If you took MYT for video editing before and want to brush up on your skills, you are welcome to try to come up with your own music video using the footage from Evil Beanbag. You can download all 3 episodes from the vimeo account.
The lyrics of this music by Disciple goes well with the whole theme of the Pause series.
If you took MYT for video editing before and want to brush up on your skills, you are welcome to try to come up with your own music video using the footage from Evil Beanbag. You can download all 3 episodes from the vimeo account.
The lyrics of this music by Disciple goes well with the whole theme of the Pause series.
Vote for Your Favorite Caption
Please vote on the poll to the right. This is for the demotivator picture that you see here. You can vote for multiple captions.
Candies
Child 1: Oh yeah! I got a strawberry cookie!
Child 2: I got a cookies and cream cookie!
Child 1: Not fair!! How come you get two!??!
Child 2: I got a cookies and cream cookie!
Child 1: Not fair!! How come you get two!??!
English Patient: My Shoe
Setting: Some sisters are heating up some dumplings
Friend: Oh wow, is that shu mai?
Sister Y: Oh really? Which shoe is yours?
Friend: Oh wow, is that shu mai?
Sister Y: Oh really? Which shoe is yours?
Mississippi River
Setting: Brother E arrives into Minnesota airport and is visiting the Minnesota team.
Driver: We live right by the Mississippi River, and we are about to drive over it.
Brother E: Oh wow, so the Mississippi River is man-made, huh?
Driver: ???
Driver: We live right by the Mississippi River, and we are about to drive over it.
Brother E: Oh wow, so the Mississippi River is man-made, huh?
Driver: ???
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