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Pull My Finger

Setting: Brother T was playing sports and dislocated his index finger. He was rushed to the hospital where a triage nurse saw him.

Nurse: Okay, your finger is dislocated.. so I'm going to try to pull your finger back into place.

Brother T: Okay.. [sticks out his finger toward her]

[Nurse pulls, and brother T, blinded by the flash of pain that hit him, loses control and...]

Brrrrttttt!

Nurse: (immediately stops pulling the finger... pauses) Okay.. Let's try that again.

The above story demonstrates that sometimes "pull my finger" is no joke.

7 comments:

kenny said...

That must have been a "Ten, ten, ten, ten, ten!" level pain for the nurse.

Anonymous said...

I don't get it.

Anonymous said...

Oh my, that's way too much

Anonymous said...

the nurse must've been a-GAS-t by what she just experienced.

Anonymous said...

The version I heard was that Brother T farted again the second time. Don't know if this version is true but it's definitely better.

Clean Cut Media said...

i heard it he farted 3 times!

(oh and don't forget all his peers was with him and were laughing hysterically)

Anonymous said...

Oh, my, the hazards of being a medical professional...

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