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Pun With Gracepoint: A-mace-ing action

Setting: At the 'Celebrate Freedom' Christian concert in Dallas, TX. In between bands, members of 'Medieval Times' took to the stage with a display of medieval fighting, wielding implements of war such as axes, swords, and maces.

James: Wow, those guys are pretty good. It almost looks real.
Pundit1: Yeah. Don't you think they axe so well?
Pundit2: Well, sword of.

13 comments:

Daniel Kim said...

These are really painful.

Anonymous said...

I realized yesterday that puns are kind of like Shiatsu massages: they hurt at first, but once one gets over the pain, they are enjoyable.

Anonymous said...

One mistake and it's good knight.

david lee said...

Daniel, there's nothing you can do to 'shield' yourself from these puns...
well, i guess you could prevent these comments from being approved, but i know you secretly like them. =)

kenny said...

Ooh, that pun was a dagger. It makes me war-ried. Com-bat next time for some better puns!

kenny said...

'Joust' in case you didn't know, if you feel like you have better puns, I dare you to post them here! If its good enough, it might 'catapult' you to the top of the all-time punster list.

Or we can settle the score by armor-wrestling.

Jammy Yang said...

Kenny Choi you are getting good. Putting 3 to 4 puns in one comment post. Such a wide weaponry of puns you have.

Daniel Kim said...

I have been talking to some REAL punsters, and they have been telling me that what we've written over here are not real puns at all. I will post something about real puns at a later time.

Anonymous said...

Whoa..."real puns"...sounds like fighting words to me.

Daniel Kim said...

Those were not my words, but the words of those who label themselves as the "real thing". They are the ones who said that these puns published on disgracepoint are not real puns. Stay tuned to find out what real puns are like.

James Lee said...

Mo, I don't think I ever said that at the concert...

Anonymous said...

Mo, so which "club" went to the concert? Maybe we should "spear" Daniel from any more puns. "Joust" kidding.

maurice said...

mechinchangu: Yeah, I can't remember who it was who initiated the conversation. But the impuntant thing is that it did happen =) haha.

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